May 2013
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marielikestodraw:
pahnem:
mercuriesrising:
aparticularlygoodfinder:
Go to Starbucks. Order coffee for “Prisoner 24601”
When they call out your order, jump up and yell “My name is Jean Valjean!”
And if the barista replies with “AND I’M JAVERT,” you tip that motherfucker so hard
you tip them right over the edge of a bridge
you fucking didn’t
oh my god.
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ex-darling:
will graham arrives late for hannibal’s dinner party. he is given the cold shoulder
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Never lose a chance of saying a kind word.
– William Makepeace Thackeray, Vanity Fair (via modernhepburn)
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